Beard grooming has never been so easy.

With a few inexpensive yet quality products, we will teach you how to properly groom your beard so you can avoid looking like this guy...

 "STEVE"

Don't look like Steve...

 "THAT GUY"

Start looking like this guy instead...

It's that simple...

To make this as easy as possible for you, we laid out 8 easy steps to get you there.

Step 1: Patience

Growing a beard takes patience and is truly a product of self-restraint. It takes self discipline and commitment to resist the urge to trim or style for the first month of growth. Wait to see how your beard grows to feel out what style best suites your unique beard.

Side note: This is also why women should date men with beards, because it is this kind of patience it takes to deal with their $#!T...

Step 2: Beard Selection

After your beard begins to fill out, it is crucial to pick the right beard for your face. Every beard is unique and you must spend time on this step to avoid looking like Steve (See above). For better explanation see our useful best beard style for your face style guide.

Step 3: Know when (and how) it is appropriate to trim your beastly beard.

Most would agree, bigger IS better when it comes to a lot of things, beards included. But proper trimming is essential to maintain a well-groomed beard. Whether you are growing it long...

or keeping it short...

Just as long as you're not doing this...

Just say no to the chin strap...

Step 4: Wash Your Beard!

What’s all the talk about poop in your beard!!???

This nonsense needs to be put to bed. There is no poop in your beard. It is however important to wash it regularly. This not only will keep it smelling good and sanitary, but it will help reduce the beard itch some men complain about.

Step 5: Invest in Proper Beard Products

You don’t need to spend your entire paycheck on products. However, if you want a great beard, you need to invest into great, all natural products!

Step 6: Beard in Training

This is where your non designer beard comb or brush will come in handy paired with non designer beard oil and/or beard pomade. Wrestle those stubborn hairs to grow in a downward direction and tame those pesky flyways.

Step 7: The Oh So Important Mustache

The mustache is a crucial piece to a full beard and larger mustaches are currently trending in style. You do not however want your mustache to start from inside your nose and run down over your mouth entirely. Use a pair of grooming scissors to neatly snip those away and keep it naturally sculpted with a wax or pomade.

Step 8: The Beard Diet

It’s pretty safe to assume that most bearded men enjoy meats, nuts, eggs and milk. They offer protein and fats along with vitamins B5, B3 and B9 which will help promote beard growth. But you can also help your beard with supplemental vitamins such as Biotin.

We created a BEARD BOOST MEAL PLAN to help you maximize your beard potential! This will give you the perfect "Beard Diet!"

We also spent months formulating the BEST beard growth supplement available today... It's called BEARD BOOST!

We can't grow it for you... and we sure as hell aren't going to wash it for you. But follow these steps and you'll be well on your way to having a damn good beard!